This is How You Play!
I Have Lots of Toys
This long white thing is something I can chew on. But I don’t like it so much now, because I accidentally peed on it once.
This pink monster sometimes takes my treats hostage. I need to fight it, otherwise it won’t give me my treats. It’s very good at running away, so I need to chase it all over the house. Here’s a video of one of my epic fights.
This red one is called “Kong” I think. It’s fun, because inside there’s treats and “Peanut Butter” (I don’t know why it’s named after my butt, but it tastes good) and I have to reach in with my tongue to get everything out. I like it. I like food.
This orange thing next to me is a mystery. It doesn’t do anything, but Dad and Mom get really excited when I touch it with my nose. And then they give me treats. I don’t get it though. WHY CAN’T THEY JUST GIVE ME THE TREATS????
The last one is called “Ice Cream”. I don’t know what that is, but I love it.
Sometimes it runs away from me, so I need to catch it.
Sometimes I fall asleep with it. I love it so so so much. If I had to pick a favorite, it would be this. Even though it doesn’t give me treats.
But you know what, I think my favorite toys are Dad and Mom’s hands and feet. Dad’s feet smell funny, so it’s interesting. And Mom’s hands are really soft. They both get upset with me if I play too hard though.
I'm Peanut and I'm a pit bull.